Drunks and Surgeons

A drunken man gets on to a bus late at night and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and exclaims, "You are going straight to Hell!"
The man jumps out of his seat and shouts, "Good heavens! I'm on the wrong bus. I want to go to Colombo 3."
Three surgeons were discussing patients.
The first said, "I like operating on electricians because everything is colour coded."
The second said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on because everything inside is numbered."
The third said, "I think Sri Lankan Ministers are easiest because they are heartless, brainless, spineless, gutless and their heads and backsides are interchangeable."
PARANE