A Chemistry teacher was taking a new class and was intent on instilling discipline. So he asked, "If there any idiots in the class will they stand up immediately."A few moments later a pupil rose to his feet.
"So why do you consider yourself to be an idiot?" he demanded.
"I don't. But I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
"Hello, Sir. Tim couldn't come into school today because he has a fever."Headmaster: Who's speaking?
"It's my Dad."
PARANE
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