Husband and Wife

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men."
Then the husband turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A husband and wife were travelling down a country road to visit the wife's family. For several miles not a word had been spoken, because they had had an argument and neither of them wanted to break the silence. As they passed a farmyard full of mules, goats and pigs the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yeah" replied the husband "in-laws."
SAMANGI