Where is God and what does He look like?

Two mischievous little boys were impossible to control so their mother called in the new preacher who was famous for disciplining children.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, called the first boy to see him and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner voice,
"Where is God?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He went straight to his brother's room standing there shaking with fear.
"What's happened?" his brother asked.
"We're in big trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"
A preacher arrived in town He wanted to post a letter so he asked a young boy where the Post Office was. After the boy had told him he said,
"If you come to church this evening you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there" the boy said. "You don't even know the way to the Post Office!"
A kindergarten teacher was watching her children drawing.
As she watched one of the girls she asked her what the drawing was.
"I'm drawing God" the girl replied.
"But no one knows what God looks like" the teacher said.
"They will, as soon as I've finished my drawing."
SAMANGI